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help i'm sexually attracted to the geico gecko
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RetardedFaggot is offline (last seen at 29/5/2021 5:23:50 PM. RetardedFaggot
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29 May 2021 05:23 PM
hello I (29M) am STILL coming to terms with this, but I have finally admitted to myself that I am sexually attracted to Martin, the small green GEICO gecko. I think it all began in the late 90s/early aughts
, when Martin was still a fairly new face to the advertising scene, because I have had a repressed sexual yearning for the little green guy for as long as I can remember. I'm not sure exactly how fetishes start, but my neighbor (who also happens to be a psychologist) told me they possibly develop when we're young when I asked him.

So since I'm almost 30, you can conclude that this single fact about my life has tormented me for years beyond what I could have possibly imagined. I got seriously depressed when I was a teenager to the point of failing most of my high school classes and hiding in my room all day playing video games for weeks with little to no outside contact with the world. I always assumed it was because my mom left me when I was three but it really makes more sense to me that it's because i'm horny for the green man.

Please don't ask why I am attracted to him, because I don't know. I think it may be because of the huge eyes and mouth -- every time I look at it I get the unquenchable urge to attach him to my sexual genitalia and wear him like a condom.

This wouldn't be that much of a problem but when I was 20 I bought my own gecko, still assuring myself that me wanting a gecko had more to do with me liking them as pets than me wanting to fuck them. Sadly this was not the case, and twice daily I would stick my gecko Dickpin onto my ballsack and allow him to stay on there for as long as he would bite. This caused massive erections, but still I was in denial about my affliction for the rest of my adult life, until now.

But a few weeks ago my gecko died of natural causes and instead of buying another one I am coming to the fact that it was never just any gecko, but it was Martin who I truly desire. I get physically excited when I see him in a commercial, and I have bought car insurance from GEICO maily so that that he appears on my mail envelopes sometimes. Nowadays, it's gotten to the point where I only feel happy when I see or think of him. I want to love him so badly.

My plea for help is this: where do I go now? Do I have to go to therapy or something? Really, I would just like to be comforted now, and to know I'm not alone. Thanks :)
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clickbait is offline (last seen at 13/9/2021 10:59:44 AM. clickbait
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4 Jun 2021 10:50 AM
stop. get some help.
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Pheedy56 is offline (last seen at 6/6/2023 5:13:10 PM. Pheedy56
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2 May 2022 11:10 PM
Hey whats up I hate bts lolool
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